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I had no idea that these machines of magic and wonder existed. Recently, I've noticed that I'm having a harder time hearing people, and I think I'm speaking louder. Now that I know these aids are available, I will get a hearing test soon and try this first.

Thank you for sharing this story!

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Bob Mildenhall's avatar

Maryan. This is perfect. "We" could make some big bucks off of your story. It has all the necessary qualities to bring tears to people's eyes, and then make them jump up and cheer when a solution is found. I can see these hearing aid companies calling, emailing, and camping outside your door to get you to do a testimonial for them. A center fold in "Hearing Aid Times?" (not sure if that's a real magazine) Guest appearances on Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon. A strain of bud (marijuana) named for you (how about Pelland "Punch?"). Oh, and this is just for starters.

Do you have a good voice? Recording contract. Can you cook? Cooking shows and cookbooks.

Slogan copyrights, "Can you hear me now?" Oh, already taken. We'll do, "Can you hear me now, mother******?"

After all the touring, speeches, and testimonials, there will be the memoirs—two at least, possibly three.

I'll manage you for 25%, and I'll receive all the profits from any action heroes in your likeness, t-shirts, and anything that comes out of Japan.

Look forward to doing business with you.

Colonel Tom Parker II

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